“Not the primary time the previous president tried to flush one thing embarrassing. One time, staffers went in there and located Eric,” Colbert joked, referring to the previous president’s son.
“And 18 days is a very long time in quarantine, however I’m positive he’ll get proper again into the swing of issues, you already know, as a result of, yeah, being president is loads like, you already know, driving a motorbike — oh, Joe, no, don’t do it! Don’t do it!” — TREVOR NOAH
“Yeah, Biden had a fantastic weekend. He’s feeling so good, final night time he checked out his bottle of Cialis like, ‘Not tonight, pal. I acquired this.’” — JIMMY FALLON
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The Canadian singer-songwriter Lauren Spencer-Smith made her U.S. tv debut on Monday’s “Tonight Present.”
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Kate McKinnon will pop by Tuesday’s “Tonight Present.”