“Congratulations, Kansas. It’s moments like these I want I knew which certainly one of these states you have been,” Trevor Noah joked on Wednesday.
“Most alarming concerning the elections is that most of the huge winners embody a number of election deniers backed by the previous president. Apparently, the vast majority of Republican voters don’t belief voting, so after they solid their ballots, they acquired a number of stickers: ‘I voted.’ ‘Or did I?’ ‘Cease the sticker!’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“And these may have nationwide implications as a result of these Republicans, those profitable now, all of them consider in loopy conspiracy theories about Biden stealing the election in 2020. So in the event that they win the ultimate races, they might find yourself in command of counting the votes in 2024. I don’t find out about you, however I do know for sure I don’t belief them with their job.” — TREVOR NOAH
The Bits Value Watching
The stand-up comedian Katherine Blanford made her tv debut on Wednesday’s “Tonight Present.”
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Evening
LL Cool J will cease by Thursday’s “Late Evening with Seth Meyers.”