“Oh man, poor Donald Trump. He’s simply sitting at house like, ‘You stole my thought! And by the best way, stealing stuff can be my thought. Learn the information!’” — TREVOR NOAH
“Are you able to think about being such a despicable creep, you’re mad at somebody for being a despicable creep prior to you? That’s like taking credit score for being the primary man to place pineapple on pizza.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“However you recognize what’s actually telling right here is that, in a manner, Trump has some extent, all proper? He’s the man who got here up with the concept of turning all politics right into a sequence of stunts. That’s what he did — the Muslim ban, ‘construct the wall.’ That [expletive] didn’t remedy something however acquired the folks going, and now pulling stunts has turn into the driving power of the Republican Social gathering, however Trump is caught watching out on the sidelines.” — TREVOR NOAH
“And I really feel dangerous for you, Mr. Trump. However the reality is, Ron DeSantis, you see what he’s doing — he’s slowly changing into the Republican Social gathering now, stealing your methods, making it his personal.” — TREVOR NOAH