“They met in Turkey. Isn’t it simply good to see Russia going someplace the place they’re truly invited?” — JAMES CORDEN
“Yeah, Russia’s international minister, Sergey Lavrov, was requested in the event that they deliberate to invade some other international locations, and his reply was, ‘We aren’t planning to assault different international locations, and we didn’t assault Ukraine,’ which is clearly a lie, and likewise not reassuring for the remainder of Europe.” — TREVOR NOAH
“And, by the best way, if Lavrov is denying that Russia is attacking Ukraine, then what’s he attending peace talks for? What, he desires Ukraine to cease blowing up Russian missiles with their maternity wards?” — TREVOR NOAH
“I can’t even think about how unusual these conferences should be. It’d be like making an attempt to have a dialog with somebody who’s actively setting your home on hearth.” — JAMES CORDEN
“Do they get there and there’s small discuss earlier than they get into it: ‘Ah, yeah, that Russell Wilson commerce is loopy. Anyway, we might adore it if we may, you recognize, pump the brakes on the entire invasion factor.’” — JAMES CORDEN