“Wow, first Finland, now Sweden. It looks like every single day we’re studying about one other nation we may have sworn was already in NATO.” — SETH MEYERS
“Finland and Sweden are very severe about making this official. They every left a toothbrush in NATO’s rest room already.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“One in every of Russia’s essential objectives in invading Ukraine was to weaken NATO. Now, as an alternative, the alliance is ‘on the point of beginning its largest potential growth in practically twenty years.’ How ironic. It’s — it’s like that O. Henry story the place the man buys his spouse combs for her hair, and he or she joins NATO.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“You possibly can really feel the electrical energy within the air as a result of it’s Main Day all throughout America. 5 states are selecting their social gathering nominees for state and federal workplace: Pennsylvania, Oregon, Idaho, North Carolina and Kentucky. Or as election consultants collectively know them, ‘POINCK.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Ah, sure, the joy of midterm state primaries. Put the espresso on, honey, it’s gonna be an all-nighter.” — JAMES CORDEN
“Idaho, Kentucky, North Carolina, Oregon and Pennsylvania all held primaries immediately, which, after all, is information to the overwhelming majority of individuals in Idaho, Kentucky, North Carolina, Oregon and Pennsylvania.” — JAMES CORDEN
“One of the crucial-watched races is in Pennsylvania, the place Dr. Oz is attempting to win the Republican nomination for senate. My apologies to Dr. Oz, however I can’t cross social gathering strains — I’m a Dr. Phil man by means of and thru.” — JAMES CORDEN
“As a result of there’s nothing extra spectacular than being referred to as good by a person who stared immediately at an eclipse.” — STEPHEN COLBERT, referring to Dr. Oz’s touting his endorsement from Donald Trump.
Jimmy Fallon and “Tonight Present” visitor Nick Jonas carried out auto-tuned tracks based mostly on subjects akin to “a Craigslist advert for a roommate.”