On “The Each day Present,” Trevor Noah stated he hoped the sentence was a negotiation tactic and that President Biden may now commerce a Russian battle felony for Griner.
“Whoever America has in jail, ship them to Russia. Yeah, it looks as if they win, however don’t overlook, that individual now has to reside in Russia. Yeah, yeah. They’ll get there and be like, [imitating a Russian criminal] ‘This entire nation is jail. I miss meals in Alcatraz, no!’” — TREVOR NOAH
“They’d a lot demand for his or her product line that to maintain up, they needed to remove the Choco Taco and all of its widespread toppings, like tableside choco-mole.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
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On Thursday’s “Tonight Present,” Brad Pitt gave Jimmy Fallon an thought of what to anticipate from his new movie “Bullet Prepare.”